TOP 10 WORST FAST-FOOD MEALS www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1905549_1905546_1905424,00.html No, the Triple Whopper isn't here, and neither are some other usual suspects. Apparently, Time wanted to go for the roads less travelled, so we have blow-the-doors-off beverages like Burger King's King Oreo Shake (980 calories), as well as supersizing sides like Five Guys Large French Fries (1,464 calories!). There are also some colossal sandwiches, and salads that should be ashamed of themselves.

We're not sure what criteria Time used to make the list other than to have multiple courses, dayparts and meal components represented. Seriously, is the KFC Chicken Bowl really such a horror at 700 calories? That's about the same as a Big Mac (which is not listed).

The biggest surprise for Just Desserts was the Cobb Salad Wrap from Washington-area chain Chop't Creative Salad Company. How on earth does a wrap sandwich that is filled with salad manage to balloon to 787 calories? Do they use triple-cream lettuce?