A Tulsa, OK, Papa John's Pizza got more thievery than it could handle recently, when two robbers failed to synchronize their schedules, according to a report in the Tulsa World. One thief came through the back door, robbed the place and left just as another thief came through the front door with the same intention. He had to be turned away since the first guy had already cleaned out the till.

Presumably, he wasn't told to “come back tomorrow”…