Neither Dollars Nor Donuts

A thief who recently attempted to rob a diner in Metairie, LA, pulled that rarest of feats — he allowed a business to make a profit on a robbery.

The thief walked into Joe's Café, asked for two donuts and handed the clerk a five dollar bill. When the clerk opened the cash register, the thief pulled a gun and demanded the cash, but the clerk was so frightened she started screaming. The spooked thief fled the diner, without the loot, donuts or even his original five dollars.

You can go broke thievin' like that…